As sure as the sun will shine
I'm gonna get my share, now, what's mine
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Talking to the Wall and Calling It Poetry
You asked me a question
and then you told me
I didn't answer it.
But, you interrupted
me
before I could finish
to tell me that I didn’t finish.
and then you told me
I didn't answer it.
But, you interrupted
me
before I could finish
to tell me that I didn’t finish.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Tourette's Karaoke Guy is Getting Very Romantic
This one is a masterpiece.
SPOILER WARNING:
He says "ass cheeks" at 1:34, and then he stops himself from saying "cheeks" by saying "ass cakes" at 2:38. It is so effing funny.
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A condition of marrying the King of Funny Faces is that my bride has to not mind it if we make this song our first dance at the wedding:
SPOILER WARNING:
He says "ass cheeks" at 1:34, and then he stops himself from saying "cheeks" by saying "ass cakes" at 2:38. It is so effing funny.
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A condition of marrying the King of Funny Faces is that my bride has to not mind it if we make this song our first dance at the wedding:
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Know Your Rights
While it is impossible to list all of the acts or omissions which may constitute unethical conduct, here are a few examples of prohibited conduct which, if proven, may be cause for discipline.
● A lawyer cannot or will not give you money that he or she is holding on your behalf and to which you are entitled, or will not provide you a complete written accounting for that money.
● A lawyer continually fails to respond at all to inquiries about your case, to tell you about court dates, or to appear in court. Where the problem is simply a lack of communication, first try your best to resolve the problem yourself.
● A lawyer advises you or anyone else to lie, or lies himself or herself in the course of a case. Lawyers pride themselves on their honesty. The profession does not need those who feel they must resort to deception to conduct their practice.
● A lawyer represents one party to a transaction while also the attorney for the other side. This is a conflict of interest and is generally prohibited unless both parties are fully aware of the situation and consent to it.
If you believe that your lawyer has engaged in unethical conduct, you should call the toll free hotline number [1-800-406-8594]. If you enter the five-digit zip code of the attorney's office, you will be connected to the district ethics secretary to request an Attorney Grievance Form.
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● A lawyer cannot or will not give you money that he or she is holding on your behalf and to which you are entitled, or will not provide you a complete written accounting for that money.
● A lawyer continually fails to respond at all to inquiries about your case, to tell you about court dates, or to appear in court. Where the problem is simply a lack of communication, first try your best to resolve the problem yourself.
● A lawyer advises you or anyone else to lie, or lies himself or herself in the course of a case. Lawyers pride themselves on their honesty. The profession does not need those who feel they must resort to deception to conduct their practice.
● A lawyer represents one party to a transaction while also the attorney for the other side. This is a conflict of interest and is generally prohibited unless both parties are fully aware of the situation and consent to it.
If you believe that your lawyer has engaged in unethical conduct, you should call the toll free hotline number [1-800-406-8594]. If you enter the five-digit zip code of the attorney's office, you will be connected to the district ethics secretary to request an Attorney Grievance Form.
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Story of My Life
I can relate to the premise that nobody will talk about what is really going on, even in the face of certain death. The perception to the outside world that "everything is fine" and we're all just going along in a nice happy family is more important than the very lives of multiple family members. I can relate to this experience. That is why it is the story of my life.
Erik B. Anderson
Independence Township, New Jersey
Established 1782
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